The Big Adventure of Wandering on the Streets of Ximending and Countless Roads in Taipei City and the River with the Name I do not Know at Night
It was a December night with soft rain and cold winds. I and my friends gathered together to have a peaceful night singing, chatting, laughing, drinking, and taking dopes. The dopes came from one of our friends, the Mexico drug queen, wearing nothing inside but a gigantic fur overcoat outside. Our first stage was Taipei main station, since one of my friends went back from Tainan, one of my friends went back from Taichung, and one of my friends went back from the suspicious mountain, the turtle. We missed each other so much that we danced and guffawed until the annoy police stopped us. But when we all arrived, it was over 12 p.m. We had no choice but to give up the plan of singing all the night and change it into a pointless trip. After taking some time figuring out where was the next destination, we chose the shining, glittering, and radiating Ximending, trying to find some tasty food to eat. And the wandering began.
We were saying what happened during the university of hell. One thing that we all done is that we all had sex with our computer all the night and days all the weeks all the months throughout the whole semester. Mexico and turtle painted. Taichung made the 3D models. Tainan constructed the fictional building. I wrote this messy journal and hoped a good grade which was impossible. To our astonishment, we saw a magnificent, gorgeous shop stop with the name “big city coin club” and had a crush on it. Tainan rushed to its left to take a picture with it, and then the Taichung, turtle, and I, no Mexico. When turning around, we saw a pair of enormous rainbow wings on the moist wall. My heart told me that I must take pictures with that beauty, and I did. The wings accepted and had a leg with me. Our baby was undoubtedly a rainbow. You might think me insane. But I had the picture as my evidence. Finally, with an extremely long way, we got into
the little seven for drinks, drinks, and drinks. Well, Mexico bought a bag of cigarette
number 1205. Again, we drank, the first time was the dopes. After leaving the seven,
smoking the 1205, finishing another shut, we came to the front of a theater with the
name” the true kind beauty.” By the way, that 1205 smelled like rat dropping. Do not
ask me why I know that is rat dropping! We were all used to it. The true kind beauty
sounded like who we were! We all agreed we must dance in the front of the stairs in
front of the true kind beauty. We stroke a pose as what Madonna sang us to do but in
the BlackPink way. Me, Tainan, Taichung, and Mexico were new-born superstar like
Lady Gaga. And the pity turtle stood still for recording us dondondondondondondondondon don, how you like that, that that that that that that that that, now, look at you, now, look at
me ohh. you gon like that, that that that that that that that that.
(If you watch these pics carefully and understand the context comprehensively, you can tell who are me, who are Tainan, who are Taichung, who are turtle, and who are mexico!)
(The pose here is the very first beginning of the music video from BlackPink "How You Like That." The final part that is desultory is the lyrics of "How You Like That." )
We felt tired and left the fake cruel ugliness. We again had no choice but went to a river. We must go through a street known as more complex than the subway in Tokyo, climb an extremely high mountain like 247 people standing on another’s shoulders, and always follow the way that the holy moon god told us to move. When we arrived at the so-called street. It turned that it was empty because it was 2:38 a.m. But the disaster was the mountain like 247 people standing on another’s shoulders. It was as real as the holy moon god told us. By the way, Tainan was very angry at that time because she thought we should not deem the holy moon god a girl. However, "Ariana Venti" said that God is a woman, so we believe in that the holy moon god was a woman with no reason. We had a fight with Tainan, and then she won because she believed in Mayday. They, Mayday, came to help her win the war. After a devastating world war five, we finally came to climb. Why five but not four or six? That was the secret! The only way to climb was to climb like walking on the stairs. Once we considered it a stair, it was a stair. But Taichung considered it an elevator because she was lazy with no energy. She used her imagination and 3D technology to help us enter the elevator. With safety, we arrived. And then we walked by the river, took weird pictures, and played all the songs that their names included the word-friend.
At the end, we found a blank space, so Mexico and turtle took out their Wacom, and illustrated the bus 1210 667 308 39 920. We said goodbye to each other and promised that we must go to sing next time. I waked up at midnight 12.
